Testimonial Rainbow
Still not convincd Mia Begatsan is the most wonderful human bieng taht evar lived?!? Huh as iff!! Still, here are sum testimonials from past users/spectators of Mia/Losmios; they speak for themselvs!!
"I just wish that Losmios would like, acknowledge my existence. But, you know, it's okay if she doesn't because I know that I am not worthy of her amazingness. I also don't want her to look at my deviantART gallery because I don't have any fanart of her or her unicorns up there yet so I know she'd be deeply ashamed of me.
"Sometimes when I am at work I daydream that Losmios and I are hiking through the woods and we find a hidden treasure which makes us rich forever. I think about that a lot.
"Whenever I read her journal entries I close my eyes and pretend that we are hanging out in real life and that we are drawing horsies together.
"One time, I bought about 8 copies of each of the Firebringer unicorn books and I arranged them in the shape of her face. I know what she looks like because I watch her when she sleeps.
"Whenever I have a bad dream I get on the computer and go on deviantART just to see if she's online. It makes me feel better to know she's there.
"Everytime I see the sun rise in the morning I smile because I know it's another shining day I get to spend with Losmios.
"I get so worried that Losmios might need help that I sent her a life alert bracelet in the mail. I hope she wears it. I also keep a miniature blood bank in my freezer just in case she falls onto a pencil awkwardly and needs a blood transfusion. It's kind of amazing to think that my blood could save her life, you know?
"I even paid this guy to introduce himself as Losmios to my friends at school, but after a while he like, lost his mind and couldn't get out of character. I mean, I stopped paying him and everything but he still runs around wearing the Losmios mask and unicornz hat. its really sad when people take it to that level. Fuh-reeks.
"When I set my alarm in the morning, I program it to say "It's Losmios Time" so I always wake up happy.
"I hate it when Losmios gets a new shirt, or changes her hair, because then I have to go and re-paint the doll. The statues are even harder to change.
"I think that the world exists because Losmios imagined it into reality, and I thank her every day for putting me into her reality.
"I made my mom a card for her birthday and we had a great talk about how thankful I am to have a loving mother... but the whole time I was feeling extremely insecure about the situation because I didn't mean any of it. My heart is too full with love for Losmios that it doesn't have any room for anyone else.
"Sometimes, I wish that I lived in Losmios's womb.
"Or that she lived in mine.
"Do you think that she'll read this? I really hope she does. I want her to know how much I love her."
Oh dont worry Sister Katie!!1 Mia's perception is omnipotant; she can read minds and sees evertihng. Lyk Santa Claus!! She knos how u feel. Be confidant in ur luv and she wil luv u bakc!
"Just last night I had the most awesomest dream evah!!! It was so awesome!1! Like I had to totally sit up in bed at 3 in the morning! There might have been some droolzx on my faces it was so frekin cool! I couldnt even like go back to sleep. My bloodz ran with the awesomes.
"So it totally went like this.,..
"Mia like moved to the US and ran for president! Can you beleive it! I mean who couldn't beleive it this is MIA we are taliking about!!1! So she totally won in a landslide, (I mean who wouldn't vote for MIA?!? Only crazies right?!?) Like there were no votes for the other person. There wasn't even a nother person!1 Who would even want to run against Mia!! Seriosly!
"And then you won't believe this!! She totaly ended like wourld hunger! and Famine! and brought on world peace! and began the golden age of UNICORNZ!!! I mean Unicornz! Seriosly! You could runz over to pet mark and totally get one. Everyonez was running arould with unicorns. Even my neicez and nephews had them!
"Talk about savingz the wourld! No more polution! No more anger!!1!! All the raingbowz! Teh sugarz!!1!
"I totally think that it was a premonition! Like Mia could Totally do it!
"I once visited Swedin just to see where the famous MIA came from! The sun totally shone all the time! It was like that place up north where the sun shines for like half a year... but it was the whole year! Can you belive that?! I mean there was no night! And when it rained! The sun still shone, and then there was rainbows I mean EVERYWHERE! RAinbows! Everywhere!!! And the sparklez in the sunlite! People were so nice and awesome! They all like totally new who MIA was and worshiped the ground she walked on1!!
"If SHE can do that for Swidon she can totlally do that for the WORLDZ!!! I thinkz All that needs to be done is to ASK?! Dont you think? I mean come on, its MIA! How can she not say yes?@?!"
~ Kinaheso
Taht wasnt a dream Sister Kinaheso!! Oh no, that was a PREMONITION OF TEH FUTURE!! Mia WILL one day end world hunger and give everyone ther own unicron!! Swedin will spread and the WHOLE WORLD will be a river of chocolate rainbws... U'll see!!!1 As long as we keep the fatih!